Arrow in the knee 

A meme adopted from Skyrim, in which NPC guards will declare "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee." This quote can been altered to fit any situation."

On forum discussing NBA2k11 servers shutting down:
"I used to play basketball like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."

Arrow in the knee by Thdremily2 December 16, 2011

arrow to the knee 

a phrase from Skyrim that is completely overused.

i used to be an adventurer but then i took an arrow to the knee

arrow to the knee by kairininja January 21, 2012

keeseekoose

A sick ass Indian rezervation Located by Kamsack Saskatchewan in Canada.
A Rezerve in between Cotes First Nation and Pelly.
A Rezerve Where there is always a party friday and saturday night.
A Rezerve where Everybody listens to Eamons Hit single "Fuck it" from a couple years back.
A place Just like a Ghetto where you have to walk with a crew in the village just to be safe.
A Rezervation where Dogs run loose around the Village because nobody leashes their dogs. If you Want to walk around late at night you better have a stick and rocks cause some of these dogs are viscious and will chase you all around the Rez.

RezBoi: Hey Yo Dawg, man i just got back from the regina projects and i wanna get shit drunk tonite in Keeseekoose you down?

RezGirl: AHHHH! boy you get worse, Shimaygenes, u just got outta jail we ain't partyin tonite, maybe tomorow

keeseekoose by RezKid July 19, 2007

Knee Squeeze 

recieved from another person causing a simultaneous reaction of pain and funnyness

Michael gave Vicky 20 knee squeezes on her birthday.

Knee Squeeze by Vickay L. April 4, 2009

KLEESH 

The sound a bottle makes when it smashes your face in in the middle of a sentence.

Hey guy's! What's uKLEESH!

KLEESH by anon1312423421 September 22, 2008

Knee Rugby 

Officially the best indoor sport...ever! Played on your knees with small teams, the aim...to get past the other team to the opposite end of the living room. Things can turn especially violent so you have to be a hard ass to play it. Lets just say the telly and breakable ornaments can sometimes get in the way.

"Hey, Jim, fancy a game of knee rugby?"
"No thanks, my spine still hasnt healed from the last time."
"Ted?"
"Neh, I woldn't be much use seeing as I can only see through one eye."

Knee Rugby by Skid_Mark May 20, 2007

kneeballs 

the place under your knee that when it gets hit it feels like you got kicked in the balls. Except on your knee.

Fuck you Clyde, you hit me in the kneeballs.

kneeballs by chaddaddy69 October 16, 2008