july 8

four days after the fourth of july

woah guess what it's july 8th! That means the fourth of july was 4 days ago!

by vatamins October 20, 2019

July 22

the day after the best day of the year, July 21

random dude: Jason was born on July 22, what a loser
guy who was born on july 21: aye shut the fuck up asshole he was born on july 22, aka. the day after the best day of the year

by cartiscart November 13, 2019

July 1

the day where the most sexiest girls alive were born. but if your a guy then it doesn’t really matter .

That peng ting wiv dat fat back over dere musta been born on july 1 styllll!

by leeksarebad November 9, 2019

July 15

if someone is born on july 15 you have to give them head it’s a law

wanna suck it?
no
i was born on july 15
ohhhh okay come here

by babydrivrr November 11, 2020

July 1

A day where u can have a girl eat ur ass

July 1st the girl can be eating u instead of her.

by Bigcharzarddaddyjewflyingbirds October 15, 2019

July 11th

National get your face stuck in a mug day

Kylie: its July 11th
Ruby: yes ik
Kylie: its national get your face stuck in a mug day
Ruby: gets her face stuck in a mug

by ratattatattatta April 15, 2021

July 26th

Plague doctor day is a day for people to be dressed as a plague doctor for the entire day

Person A: why is he dressed as a plague doctor?
Person B:plague doctor day is on July 26th, thats why

by dictatoristhebest May 5, 2021