july 1st

The best day of the year if u were born on July 1st you have a massive penis and r rlly fit and also if ur names Rio and ur born on July 1st then that’s even better coz dat mean ur better den everyone else 🕶💷💷💷

July 1st is good

by Unknown Black man October 16, 2019

No Poop July

the act of trying not to poop for a whole month in order to save it just in case you are in need to shit and can’t .

“aye Jeff, lets start a sexy trend where we save our shit for a month, no poop july!”

by tytyiscool20 July 8, 2020

4th of July

Just another regular day. Fuck Patriotism.

I sat at home on the 4th of July doing my regular duties, while some obese nationalistic fucktards were rejoicing on the other side of the Atlantic.

by Reju July 28, 2008

july 8

four days after the fourth of july

woah guess what it's july 8th! That means the fourth of july was 4 days ago!

by vatamins October 20, 2019

July 22

the day after the best day of the year, July 21

random dude: Jason was born on July 22, what a loser
guy who was born on july 21: aye shut the fuck up asshole he was born on july 22, aka. the day after the best day of the year

by cartiscart November 13, 2019

July 1

the day where the most sexiest girls alive were born. but if your a guy then it doesn’t really matter .

That peng ting wiv dat fat back over dere musta been born on july 1 styllll!

by leeksarebad November 9, 2019

July 1

A day where u can have a girl eat ur ass

July 1st the girl can be eating u instead of her.

by Bigcharzarddaddyjewflyingbirds October 15, 2019