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jerry-rig

To Haphazardly put together something after breaking it so that when another person goes to use it, it rebreaks appearing the other person broke it.
I super glued the vace back together and moved the coffee table closer to the door and waited for mom to come home.
by Matt Mcelhinney September 17, 2005
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Jerry Springer

someone who gets "sprung" easily. Falls into crushes quickly and numerously.
Dang, that dude gets sprung so much....he must be a Jerry Springer!
by MsPrada April 29, 2009
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jerryass

1. A person at a park outing that brings the exact same game pieces as someone else but forgets to mark them properly.

2. The type of person that sits in their executive suite never doing anything but playing games and making crank calls.
1. Why do we have more than one set of beanbags for Jerry S? What a jerryass, yo!!!

2. That jerryass is some kind of freak robot that does a terrible Charles Nelson Riley impression.
by Rex B. August 25, 2006
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jerrydick

White individual who is completely bald, have very small dick, uneducated, therefore makes minimum wage, unable to satisfy his girl, dont get laid often, therefore his girl cheats on him with guys with brown dicks.

A homo looking baldy guy with AIDS, whos lips look like a pussy with herpes, working in the stone industry, making less than a hard working Mexican.

Baldy homo dude who sucks brown cocks for a living on 171 street and hillside ave.
Dude, did you see that jerrydick Robert Savnio? I knew he was a homo. he looks like he's got herpes from sucking homeless dicks.

so I get an IM from this jerrydick robertasavino, and all he asks me is where he can get penis enlargement. WTF dude?

robert savino is such a jerrydick, rogaine is not working for his shiny ass bald head. what a dumb fuck.
by tyler perryy June 27, 2010
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Jerry Seinfeld

1.) An extremely unfunny comedian who's hit TV show depended on the excellent acting skills of every other character in the show as well as the writing contributions of Larry David.

2.) Anyone who gets to the top by riding on the coattails of others and claims they are the sole reason for their success.
Steve Jobs was such a Jerry Seinfeld. Good thing he's dead.
by Teepeetree November 15, 2017
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Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separatio

Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separation states that any forum topic that has past its time (has died) has the small chance to break away from the internet underworld (hence the separation) and re-animate itself in zombie form, becoming stronger in its undead form then it was prior to death. This is limited to dead threads, but is not an occurrence that happens with every zombie thread.
I thought that thread was zombified, but due to Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separation, it has come back stronger then ever. Word
by youtookmyname June 15, 2008
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harry jerry

when you take duck tape and rip off someone pubes, stick them in their butthole, and proceed to eat them out
dude that chick was crazy, she wanted to harry jerry me
by minute bol May 31, 2016
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