scram jones

Scram Jones n, adj.

1) A straight up hoe
2) A dirty slut that tries to get with you and all your friends
3) A girl that is straight up busted. Usually suffering from butterface, obesity, or shovel-syndrome.

Dude 1: You're hanging out with her?
Dude 2: Ya.. why
Dude 3: That girl is straight up scram jones.

Girl: Hey boo,
Playa: Get off my nuts, scram jones

Playa: Yous a scram jones!

by Mikey J in the 508 March 9, 2007

Callum jones

A little skinny white boy. Also known as a Scrawn. 1% body fat and skips leg day. Once known as a gym rat.

Look at Callum Jones the Scrawn

by Gymgym February 27, 2015

ms. jones

it's a word for guys to put a name to a girl who they don't know the name, and who they may never see again

that ms. jones over there is fine!

by mikeycoony July 7, 2011

Nick Jones

The act of some skank-faced whore (or prozzie) taking a shit unexpectedly on you while banging.

Dude1: How'd your date go last night?
Dude2: Got her in the sack!
Dude1: Sweet!!
Dude2: Yeah playa it was fine until she pulled a fucking Nick Jones on my ball sack!!

by Scrazzer94 February 12, 2009

Jiana Jones

Fat Ho who always on someone dick. A slut who can eat dick for a chicken nugget.

Hi I'm Jiana Jones and I got letter back

by Angelo walker12 April 4, 2017

Jones Soda

Jones Soda.

A trendy soda company that uses amateur photography on their bottles. They use unconventional flavors and colors for their soda.

Jones Soda is probably run by a bunch of dirty hippies.

"Give me a bottle of Jones Soda"

by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006

testosterone jones

any male who 'comes on' way too hard in any way possible, stuffing their 'essence' down your throat, who simply; is not a very good (or lucky) 'detective'

almost always a young/er male

look out, hold on to your hat here comes testosterone jones!!!

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009