French Jew

Someone who thinks he is French just because he believes he has the "French Nose". Everybody thinks he is Jewish just because he has the hair that looks like a Jew. Also, he is a Bobert.

Brian: "This fucking kid is Jewish, even though he thinks he's French."

Bobert: "Dude I'm French, and I make piss sounds when shooting a basketball."

French Jew

by Squirt56yz June 4, 2014

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cottonball jew

A person related to Adolf Hitler in stature and character

Jill is a real cottonball Jew. She don't even care for human life forms

by Slothfather February 27, 2017

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Ultimate Jew

Eli Spivak is an Ultimate Jew because he only talks about Jewish things and wears a yamika.

He is missing this party for a Batmitzvah... What an Ultimate Jew

by Lucy Cochran May 14, 2015

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Skybustin’ Jew

A non-english speaking Italian that can’t see, smell or hear. Has dry rot from the waist down. Has several liberal and socialist family members in politics.

My skybustin’ jew friend needed an interpreter just to use the bathroom

by Duckwhore November 2, 2020

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A religious Jew. Male hard Jews are usually identifiable by wearing a yarmulke, peas (long strands of hair framing the face) and or tzitzit (white string like things hanging by the waist). Female hard Jews can usually be seen wearing long skirts and long sleeve shirts all year round, and or wigs. They usually practice a lot of Jewish customs, go to synogauge regularly and celebrate all the holidays.

“My family wants me to find a nice Jewish boy but I’m not a hard jew so I don’t think anyone would be interested.”

by nicej3wishgirl May 24, 2018

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