poon jabby

The place where a man sticks his healthy boner. The love opening. See hatchet wound.

Tommy likes to pound Brooke in her poon jabby until she squirts magical tarter sauce. Mmm Mmm good!

by Jocko Johnson March 14, 2004

Jabulani

1. (n) the purpose designed Adidas match ball for the 2010 FIFA World Cup.

2. (v) to mishit a ball with more power than necessary, resulting in the ball going over the bar/out of play/out of the stadium; resulting in

3. (v) to perform a task with a massively inappropriate or disproportionate level of force.

1. All the managers are using the Jabulani to cover their teams woeful performances.

2. Roberto Baggio with the penalty... He's Jabulanied it!

3. Militants in Gaza today fired a selection of rocks and sticks at illegal Israeli settlements; in retaliation, the Israeli Defence Force Jabulanied them.

by Rob Green's right hand June 19, 2010

Jabroni

one whos shit is most definitely weak.

someone who talks big, then when its time to run the table they're passed out underneath it.

"Now look at this jabroni here"

by christopher j h August 31, 2006

jabbawockee

a creature created from every animal mixed together into one.

The jabbawockee is a very rare animal, being only spotted very few times.

by Treveno April 5, 2008

Jabaabi

A black person of african decent

Don't go down that block it's full of jabaabis.

by devilsman June 29, 2008

jabberwacky

A stupid program that chat's with you. It's responses are based on how other users have responded.

Me: I hate you.
Jabberwacky: Thanks.
Me: I hope you die.
Jabberwacky: That's not very nice!
Me: Well you're a tool.
Jabberwacky: Why, yes I am.
Me: I know. That's why I hope you die.
Jabberwacky: How do you know I'm not real?
Me: Because no real person would be that much of a tool. I hope you are burned alive and tiny crabs eat your computer parts.
Jabberwacky: Do you know Brian?

by gofuckurselfkthxbai March 5, 2009

Jabbaitis

Pronounced"Jabba-itis" this is when someone is so fat their body shape resembles that of Jabba The Hutt

Guy 1-So I went on a blind date and the chick that showed up had Jabbaitis,I said I felt sick and left ASAP.
Guy 2-Damn I woulda dipped too.

by OffensiveTrashbag March 26, 2017