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teacher brain

A teacher who’s to-do list is never ending so their memory is awful and they are constantly forgetting stuff
I totally forgot about that meeting! Ugh, teacher brain.
by teacher199998 November 29, 2023
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Teacher's Pet

Daniel is a teacher's pet
by aknfdcdsn May 15, 2023
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Teacher With Benefits

A teacher who has sex with a student but keeps a professional relationship
Guy one: Hey, do you have a FWB?
Guy two: No, but I have a TWB (teacher with benefits)
by Sketti-Butters September 15, 2022
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Teachers

Essentially, they're prison guards in a maximum security federal prison nearest to you! Like real guards, some are nice, most are demonic fuckers who don't get paid enough to give a damn about your wellbeing and are assholes to the entire class.
depressed student: goddamn it! My teachers are such whores! this place is hell
by my_fucking_mother April 8, 2022
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Teacher Crystal

a type of rare crystal that teach you about econs
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chinese teacher

Chinese Teacher is a game played by a large group (this game gets kinky so make sure there arent any kids around). The first person whispers a question to the player on their right, the person then answers the question by saying another players name. The players whos name was called would then put up a finger. This continues all the way around the circle. Once everyone has asked a question and answered one, everyone reveals their question and refreshes the group on who they picked. This game can be played for many rounds and can be a dirty or clean as one would want.
Player 1: *whispering to player to the right* "who do you think would be the first to become a stripper?"
Player 2: *out loud* "Tina put up a finger
*(Continues around circle)*
After that...
Player 1: *to group* "my question was who do you think would be the first to become a stripper? And (player2) said Tina."
*(Also continues around circle with everyones questions and answers)*
"Lets play chinese teacher everyone!!!!"
by Tootiefrootie679 September 6, 2016
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teacher

annoying and boring people. always on other people dick.
teacher: hello class, please to page 69 in your math book.
me: shut up, fat retard
by peenman069 November 5, 2020
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