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Irish Alzheimers

A condition primarily (not exclusively) seen in women of Irish ancestry involving a loss of rational and objective memory, specifically as it pertains to any past misdoings on their behalf. This lapse in memory is almost always accompanied by an innate ability to recall with unparalleled clarity any wrong others have caused them, regardless of how trivial or seemingly unrelated.
I was winning the argument with Patricia until her Irish Alzheimers flared up and she reminded me that on our third date I told her she didn't look good in yellow.
by Raws December 23, 2015
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Irish welfare

Hey Seamus, have you seen Sean around? No, he's on Irish welfare and is works mid-nights.
by Ed Boron September 27, 2018
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irish

people that are straight up alchi's and eat potatoes for every meal. The loudest and most obnoxious people you will ever meet.They like to sing songs and drink guinness.
I'm irish and i drink as much as possible.
by Brielle March 17, 2005
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Irish Ear clogger

The form of a guy jerking it in a girls face. She begins to suck on your dick and when you're "go", you turn around and jizz in her ear, then proceed to rip out a chunk of her hair. lol
Dude, I gave Jenny an Irish Ear Clogger last night, but then she dumped me. Wtf's up wit dat?
by Stanly McNormalguy April 28, 2007
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Irish Facial

to get sprayed in the face from a beer can opened under pressure.

what happens when someone shakes a beer can and gives it to an unsuspecting victim.
tired of fetching her boyfriend beer, she decided to give him an Irish facial and shook the PBR as hard as she could.
by SillyFeline September 5, 2016
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Irish

1) How I like my coffee

2) People from the island of Ireland (Eire). They only purely Celtic country to survive out of the middle ages. Least Anglosized of all the Celtic lands. Kept there language, tradiditions and culture in the face of repeated invasions from Germanic and Nordic tribes such as Saxon, Angles, Jutes, Vikings, etc...

3) Inventors of the bagpipe

4) Second only to the Scottish!
Hey there Shamish, why don't you Irish up my coffee for me.
by Samhain_Knight December 8, 2004
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Irish

Hot tempered, stinky, alcholic, ginger headed little men and women with annoying accents. The rest of Europe gets a good laugh out of them.
Irishman: "oh deary, the leprachan took me pot 'o gold, wheres me pint?"

Frenchman: "Send our rubbish barges to Ireland!"
by bonerjams2000 March 17, 2008
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