The Internet tough guy of academia. Whereas an Internet tough guy pretends to be an all-state linebacker who could totally kick your ass, an Internet smart guy pretends to be an educated professional on topics in which he has limited knowledge.
Internet smart guys will often be found trolling broad discussion topics such as politics and science, but will not fail to comment on very specific specializations.
Common symptoms include, but are not limited to: terrible spelling and grammar, missing the point, limited citations (often from wikipedia), severe caps lock, and inability to handle disagreements.
Internet smart guys will often be found trolling broad discussion topics such as politics and science, but will not fail to comment on very specific specializations.
Common symptoms include, but are not limited to: terrible spelling and grammar, missing the point, limited citations (often from wikipedia), severe caps lock, and inability to handle disagreements.
Innocent forum-goer: I believe that the current correctional system does nothing to improve the behavior of inmates.
Internet smart guy: LOL ARE YOU DUMB?
Innocent forum-goer: Do you have an argument?
Internet smart guy: WELL ACTUALY IM STUDYING CRIMINAL LAW FOR MY ASSOCIATES DEGREE SO THERE WOULDNT EVEN BE AN ARGUMENT LOL
Internet smart guy: LOL ARE YOU DUMB?
Innocent forum-goer: Do you have an argument?
Internet smart guy: WELL ACTUALY IM STUDYING CRIMINAL LAW FOR MY ASSOCIATES DEGREE SO THERE WOULDNT EVEN BE AN ARGUMENT LOL
by Lotsofgoats June 21, 2011
Get the Internet smart guy mug.There are two meanings of the internet orc. Similar to the internet troll, but worse, The Orc of the interwebs is even uglier and more socially disruptive than the Troll. There are a couple of ways harmless trolling becomes the bashing of an ORC.
1. Straight up Cyber-bullying is Bashing
2. Disregard for the feelings of another is Bashing.
3. Ad Hominem attacks (Bashing another Character)
A second understanding of the orcs of the inter webs is that these are the really really bad trolls who make it too obvious that they are trolling. This is Representative in that orcs are generally much more hideous than trolls and thus orcs are more easily spotted bashing than their more clever troll cousins.
Synonyms: Hater, Dick, Asshole, Ogre, Meanie-weanie, Hateraid-overdoser
1. Straight up Cyber-bullying is Bashing
2. Disregard for the feelings of another is Bashing.
3. Ad Hominem attacks (Bashing another Character)
A second understanding of the orcs of the inter webs is that these are the really really bad trolls who make it too obvious that they are trolling. This is Representative in that orcs are generally much more hideous than trolls and thus orcs are more easily spotted bashing than their more clever troll cousins.
Synonyms: Hater, Dick, Asshole, Ogre, Meanie-weanie, Hateraid-overdoser
Oh fuck you you ugly ORC nobody asked you.
Wow bad trolling. obvious as the ugly fucking orc that you are! you are so bad at trolling!
Next time dont make you disgusting face so apparent you internet orc fuck!
Bad orc is bad.
Wow bad trolling. obvious as the ugly fucking orc that you are! you are so bad at trolling!
Next time dont make you disgusting face so apparent you internet orc fuck!
Bad orc is bad.
by ShadowLing October 27, 2014
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A holiday occurring on September 3rd. On this day, people are free to maim and murder communists and anarchists as they please with no legal repercussions whatsoever. On top of this, outspoken communist or anarchist views/propaganda is illegal, and punishable by either life in prison, or death, depending on the severity.
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Get the International Fuck Communism Day mug.The most annoying form of internet advertising ever. They are flash video ads that are supposedly 'interactive.' First of all, they start out with sound always enabled, so if you have the volume up and this comes on, you shit yourself. Then when it gets to the 'interactive' part, it's like 4 seconds of clicking and dragging. Some sites are virtually unvisitable, because they have 10 of these ads, all starting at different times, freezing the web browser. Who ever though of these needs to be shot, and Urban Dictionary needs to stop using them.
(On some forum)
Posted in 2002: Hey check out this website!
Posted in 2004: Thanks!
Posted in 2005: Great!
Posted in 2009: WTF? Too many fucking interactive ads, I can't even download what I want
Posted in 2009: Lol yeah they ran out of money I guess :D
Posted in 2002: Hey check out this website!
Posted in 2004: Thanks!
Posted in 2005: Great!
Posted in 2009: WTF? Too many fucking interactive ads, I can't even download what I want
Posted in 2009: Lol yeah they ran out of money I guess :D
by Iron Sabbath August 11, 2009
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Get the Internet mug.Pictures of owls on the Internet, usually accompanied with sarcastic phrases written in Internet language. The three most famous Owls consist of the following.
- A white snow owl accompanied by the phrase "O RLY".
- A disgruntled barn owl accompanied by the phrase "YA RLY".
- A white snow owl accompanied by the phrase "I see what you did there".
- A white snow owl accompanied by the phrase "O RLY".
- A disgruntled barn owl accompanied by the phrase "YA RLY".
- A white snow owl accompanied by the phrase "I see what you did there".
by O RLY October 5, 2005
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