Mud Mit

Your bung-hole, asshole, fart cannon, or turd cutter all means the same thing.

Dude you should have seen it, I managed to fit a whole jar into my mud mit with room to spare!

by The Mud Mitler April 23, 2023

Mud Ripple

When someone releases liquid diarrhea at an elevated position into a body of water (river/lake), and creates a ripple as it hits the water.

Jake got sick after the party and had to do a Mud Ripple!

by Rionox December 23, 2022

flaming mud

What comes out of your ass after a night of eating a couple dozen 911 wings and having a few pitchers of draft beer.

I need to shove some I cubes up my burnt asshole after all that flaming mud.

by Gabo McGaha March 02, 2007

striking mud

Coming across more crap than gold when searching for something; An unusually bad streak of luck

Fred: How's the search for tunes on Beatport going?

Alfred: Not good mate, I've been striking mud too much. Too many shit tunes out there and a lot of misleading samples.

by Notanon December 01, 2013

mud squirt

An attempt to fart, but instead projectile shitting yourself a little

Jackie thought she was safe, but she soon realized that little toot in the ladies room was a mud squirt. Hope it washes out of that dress.

by Bridgette 69 December 27, 2016

mud demon

Referring to take a massive shit

Hey sorry for the late reply man I was just unleashing a Mud Demon

by poonhound9921013 August 03, 2018

Mud Roach

The male version of a mud cricket. Wears designer jeans and fancy boots and drives a jacked up truck pretending to be a country cowboy. Fucks any mud cricket whore in sight with short shorts and boots on. Has never seen a farm or driven a tractor but thinks he's country because he listens to Jelly Roll and Sam Hunt.

Look at all them Mud Roaches and their lifted trucks tailgating at the Florida Georgia Line concert.

by Thew12 August 30, 2023