duct hunting

The bros roll out in a large pickup truck, beers in hand, on a search for pedophiles. Once caught, the bros abduct the pedophile and drive him to the distant woods. Once there, they make a sagittal incision on the pedophile's taint, and brutally extract his ejaculatory duct. The bros then abandon the pedophile in the woods, and return to one of their homes, where the pedophile's ducts are finely puréed and used as the base of a high-protein duct stew. The stew is then dehydrated, powdered, and shipped to various charities combating world hunger.

"Hey Gunner! You still good for hittin' the fishin' hole this weekend?"
"Not this weekend brother. The bros and I are going duct hunting. We're gonna make a real change in this world."

by dave moon February 13, 2025

Hunt for cunt

/hənt fɔ r kənt/
exhortation (sexual)
scatological derivative of the 'need for speed' catch phrase as popularized in the film Top Gun; 1986

(1) Religious - incantation proffered by chronic losers as a desperate plea to the Sacred Pussy Gods.
(2) Anthropological - a form of post-adolescent sympathetic magic.
(3) Biological - contraceptive utterance proven to be 69.69% effective.

I'm on the hunt for cunt!
(Note: allow pregnant pause between 'hunt' and 'for' to allow ostentatious high five with equally deplorable toothy lounge-lizard sidekick.)

by funkEsavage March 7, 2016

bumper hunting

Using a vehicle to hunt animals along the road.

Last weekend we went bumper hunting and came back with 2 deer and a rabbit.

by ThatsGottaHurt August 31, 2016

Mr hunt

A Cockney rhyming slang term for the word cunt

That mr hunt is a right cunt

by Mrhunt1535 November 27, 2020

Mississippi Treasure Hunt

pursuing the cousin of your ex. If the cousin is of the same gender as the pursuer ie the male breaks up with the female to pursue her male cousin, its a mississippi treasure hunt with a hint of lime.

My boyfriend and i broke up and now I want to go after his cute cousin, so I'm going on a mississippi treasure hunt.

by docta fill April 5, 2011

Hunt slut

A woman who dates guys just to get places to hunt due to hunting addiction

Omg you're going on another hunt again with another guy . You're such a hunt slut

by Ep78 April 6, 2023

Jonk Hunting

the profesional disposal of american domesticated cats

Oh frick are them two people jonk hunting ?

by YKNAM April 22, 2022