Horny Onion

a horny onion is an ogre that has layers but also is in love with someone

"hey Thomas, you're such a horny onion!"

by the web expert April 6, 2018

horny armadillo

where your ribcage is removed to suck your own dick

gabe, youre a horny armadillo

by The Sock Stealer March 15, 2020

Horny Court

Where all horny people get a fair trial before going to horny jail.
A horny lawyer is always present.

horny court

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

horny maru

Nickname of USS HORNET

I served on the Horny Maru

by Derpy Dreadnought December 31, 2022

hopeless horny

A hopeless horny is someone that will do or say anything to get head or laid

jack: this girl said she would give me head if i payed her anddd give her a ride to her bfs house

jack’s friends: ohhh no you’re being a hopeless horny rn

by himynameisjack717 May 30, 2022

Schrodinger's horniness

When someone acts horny towards another person but, depending on how the other person reacts, they will either change what they mean to make it seem not horny or continue being horny

P-1 "I'm so tired man"
P-2 "you should sleep with me then😏"
P-1 "uh"
P-2 " I mean like a sleepover, nothing dirty"
P-3 " I think you have Schrodinger's horniness "

by noodlezzzz43 August 11, 2022

rig horny

You've spent your previous 8 weeks on an off-shore rig surrounded by undesirables, you've self serviced this entire time and you can't stop thinking about getting to a love depot for a 1hr session with an upstairs angel.

lexus: oh... my... fucking god.... you erupted all over the room, there's a dent in the wall from your blast!!
stefan: that's what happens when you're rig horny.

by mr_grotesk August 21, 2016