sunlight hangover

The brief moment when you return inside from a sunny day outside. The incurring blindness upon returning inside usually results in a sense of helplessness and shame.

*walks inside*
Mom: can you set the table for dinner?
Me: I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!! AHHH!
Mom: sunlight hangover, hunny?
Me: I'M BLIND I'M... oh I'm better now. sure mom

by ihazinternetz July 18, 2011

Sleep Hangover

When you get a good nights sleep, waking up is the equivelant is that of a hangover.

"Did you see that college girl?"
"Yeah what about her"
"She looks like she has a sleep hangover."

by rugbygirl15 October 30, 2011

Muskrat Hangover

When a guy puts a Davy Crockett hat on a chick, hangs her over the side of the bed and proceeds to engage in intercourse.

"This chick totally begged me to do the muskrat hangover with her tonight"

by ayecarumba September 8, 2011

Ridge Hangover

The worst kind of hangover.

Nothing beats a Ridge Hangover.

When things that would usually be very important to you are taken away, you don't even care when suffering from a Ridge Hangover.

Nothing matters.

You're a special case.

You feel so hungover you cannot fathom the thought of movement e.g. your mobile phone is 200m away yet you spend over 24 hours trying to collect it.

e.g. Your cab driver reveals too much about the Ridge Hangover

e.g. You consider whether death is a better option

by laboob October 19, 2012

market hangover

After working all week picking, sorting, packing, loading, trucking, off-loading, setting up & selling fruit or vegetables at the farmers market all day, then packing up and going home to go to work, you run yourself ragged doing the country version of 9 to 5, which on market Saturday is 3am to 9pm....resulting in total exhaustion and a Sunday "Market Hangover". The resulting symptoms include: exhaustion, imploding headache, body aches & fatigue, sensitivity to moving about, bright lights and loud talking or noises.

Selling at the farmers market makes me feel like I came home at 2 o'clock from a night of drinking, but never touched a drop- I'm so dog tired beat with this "market hangover"!

by Liza W. Jane November 27, 2013

Picture Hangover

When a subject has no memory of how and when he ended up with the latest picture on his smartphone. The said picture is obviously totally random and plain weird.

"Bro, how the fuck did I get that pic of a dog working on a construction site? Geez, I have one hell of a picture hangover."

by LeGentleman December 12, 2013

Dorito Hangover

When for any reason one eats almost all of a bag of Doritos they will then feel the guilt of {binging}, accompanied by the feelings of nausea and abdominal discomfort along with a severe case of {Death Breath} several hours after the consumption. The hangover resembles that of an alcohol {hangover} without {the spins}. Often four letter words like "DIET" will trigger one to binge eat Doritos resulting in the Hangover aftermath. Other triggers include alcohol or drug consumption or a poor attempt to get over an emotional crisis.

I have a Dorito Hangover, don't ask!

by RevJD July 7, 2014