Democratic Handshake

When one male gives a hand release to another meal, typically free of charge

How’s it going little Johnny. Thanks for coming to grampa’s rally today, would love to give you a Democratic Handshake to show my appreciation

by Schwanz Master January 9, 2024

Port Jeff Handshake

Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit

"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)

by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024

Vermilion Handshake

A time-honored tradition when two gentlemen from Vermilion, Alberta haven't seen each other in an extended period of time. The basic procedure is to drop your hand down straight down in a loose fist so your palm and fingers have enough opening to accept an object. Once the object is in hand, one quickly moves their hand from left to right in a rapid, deliberate manner. The issuer of the Vermilion Handshake is not to make eye contact with the other individual - that process is the Aggressive Vermilion Handshake and won't be covered in this module.

Chris & Curtis hadn't seen each other in years, so when they ran into each other at the Exhibition they popped the top on a couple of PBR's and exchanged a quick round of Vermilion Handshakes.

by Big Rig 10 February 2, 2024

Cleveland Handshake

1. Offering a seemingly genuine handshake to an individual but doing so in a quick manner, as if to display distraction/per-occupation, pulling your hand of choice from your jacket pocket after clutching a hidden turd, to complete the shake.

2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.

1. He seemed a real swell fella, I offered my hand at the conclusion of our business. I thought i had caught him off guard as he set his drink down but then he gave me the ole cleveland handshake!

2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!

by mcslezzy February 2, 2024

Three-Way Handshake

Three men form a triangle. One man reaches across the triangle and starts jerking one mans penis. The mans penis who is getting jerked reaches across and jerks off both men.

Hey want to go back to my place and have a Three-Way Handshake?

by HoldenTudix May 5, 2023

Hellish handshake

One of two things, Either you later your hand in hot sauce and grope the berries or you wrap your hand with thorns and give a handy.

He wants to do it with me so bad. I'll give him a hellish handshake and see how much he likes that!

by flexydevil May 8, 2023

brampton handshake

Its how you say hello to another Brampton driver on the road,

i.e When you rear end another car

Aw jeez, I got Brampton Handshaked on the 410 AGAIN

by Ma ROOF February 13, 2023