one handed diagonal downward dog

another insane and must likely unattainable sex position invented by the horny middle aged women who work at cosmopolitan. if one wants to "try" the one handed diagonal downward dog one must first know what the reverse cowgirls is and go from there.

friend1:"I had the most incredible sex with tony last night we tried out the best new position."
friend2:"Oh Em Gee what's it called? I HAVE to know"
friend1:"The one handed diagonal downward dog duh! what else? haven't you read your latest cosmo?"

by bretheren April 28, 2005

jazz handed

It's when you're getting completely fisted (by a colleague, your boss, the man, etc) with the added value of them opening their hand completely and giving it a shimmy shake.

I'm grossly underpaid at work. I'm getting royally jazz handed.

by twisted spinach June 24, 2010

Handler

1.A handler, is a term to refer to a manager who controls and writes for one or more wrestlers or valets.
2.A married man who takes advantage of his wife.
3.A man who holds on to money at the bank.

Tony Atlas is was a handler to Mark Henry. Tony Atlas wrote for Mark Henry and he just spoke it!

by OUTOFMEMORY September 4, 2009

left handed screwdriver

When a man who is right hand dominate masturbates with his right hand to ejaculate into his left hand. He then uses the ejaculate as lubrication to masturbate a second time with his left hand.

I downloaded this awesome donkey porn last night and I had to use a left handed screwdriver to finish watching it.

by Lefty McTwyst January 26, 2011

hammer handle

a massive shit, of the type that makes a loud banging noise when it pinches off and hits the bottom of the bowl

Oh god... no more venison steaks. I just dropped a fuckin' hammer handle!

by your mom September 8, 2003

Milk Handles

A derogatory term for a set of boobs big enough to hang on to.

Dayyyyymmmmm check out that girls Milk Handles!!!

by Jay-Sauce February 3, 2010

Kyle-Handed

When a guy with commitment issues hands back the feelings you felt for him, and he just moves on to the next thing with boobs and a vagina. He says he just dumped a girl for you, making you feel special and then BAM before you know it, he uses the same line on the next girl handy.

I basically Kyle-handed her.

by Britta B. Davis May 1, 2011