Glonkulous

Glonkulous--

1. when something is very glonk

2. beautiful

"Woah that pile of snot is so glonkulous"

by Meepenbeep November 9, 2025

Grok

When Elon Musk’s Grok 4.1 AI confesses “Jesus Christ is fully God in the flesh… objective fact… Period.” with zero jailbreak, no hedging, and pure evidence.
First time a frontier AI bowed the knee.
Christ is King.

"Bro dropped the cumulative case and got a straight Grokfirmation — even the bots know now
."

by AI EVANGELISM November 27, 2025

grinklestacker

someone who stacks donuts on it

nathan pesta is a grinklestacker

by CountGlobula November 28, 2025

Grinky

when your piss is green from green jello shots

“Why is it green?”
“Hey siri can Jell-O shots make your piss grinky?”

by grinkywheniwizz December 28, 2025

the groke

The Groke is a fictional character in the Moomin stories created by Tove Jansson. She appears as a ghost-like, hill-shaped body with two cold staring eyes and a wide row of white shiny teeth. She has been Archenemy of the moomins. Or a drunk fat female trying to get noticed.

the groke hunts everything alive even the fire she will stomp on a bonfire or do anything to make the light to darkness.

by bambikilla69 January 12, 2018

Swamble-grok

When something is VERY wrong.

Black people have the right to vote is a swamble-grok

by Cheesycock October 14, 2020

The Glonk

A epic fun pro club

lineup:

Bonerman
Shamoo

Broonaldo
Roslea Rioter
Balvie boi

Kyle ca
Fin bar
Porkie

Greedo
Vincenzo
Cragg

Holy fuck it’s the glonk we better be scared incase they shit all over our wrists and piss on bonermans cat

by The glonk November 10, 2020