grease

a ghetto word used for Black hair, or vaseline.

She is greasing her scalp. It is also a word used for Crisco, lard or cooking oil which is grease.

by Open May 12, 2014

gream

type of person who can walk on liquid

Guy 1 : Do you know who Jesus was?
Guy 2 : Yeah, he was such a gream

by Ligmaboi44 August 1, 2018

Grease railing

When a male takes a random shit in a public area and uses the feces as lubrication to achieve a heavenly orgasm thru aggressive masturbation.

There is a train passenger in San Francisco that takes random shits on buses and masturbates with feces.......
grease railing is a tool used to lubricate the rails of light rail trains.

Little to the bus drivers awareness that the lone passenger was going to achieve grease railing at the last stop!

by hashtag powerful aka aww nawl January 12, 2019

Grease Monkey

Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.

Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.

Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.

by Daddy Adam May 3, 2021

gream

off cream with green mold.

person A: the cream is moldy

Person B: that shit gream

by chris_luva February 2, 2022

Douche Grease Lard

Obeise people that don't even care to shower. Usually this person's ass crack is always showing, making people put a bullet through their heads. This terribly compliments the person's constantly greasy hair, which looks like she dumped bacon grease on it.

Boy 1: Oh my god I just puked out my ass.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: I just saw a Douche Grease Lard.
Boy 2: You're lucky you didn't die on the spot!
Douche Grease Lard: You know I can hear you
Boy 1 + Boy 2: AHHHHH MY DICK JUST DISINTIGRATED

by puke16 June 1, 2010

Greasemonkey#346

A rather racist, homophobic, sexist, person I’ve ever met on Xbox. If you cross paths with this creature, make sure to cover all holes on your body, as he will stick something in them.

Man #1: “oi that Greasemonkey#346 guy is a real knobhead isn’t he?”

Man #2: “yeah man, he can’t tell a joke from facts, he’s all mixed up”

by gdaymatemxr October 5, 2021