Asian Green Tea

When you pay an extra $25 dollars at the Asian Massage for her to piss on your chest while on the shower table and you find out, after the fact, she’s fresh with chlamydia.

I’m done with the parlor life braaaahhhh. One too many Asian green teas.

Asian Green Tea by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2019

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nathan green

A Nathan green is a little cunty log that wanks into girls sock and then wears those socks and then walks around in them squishing his green cum with every step. He licks dicks and helicopters on top of Chinese, black, white, Indian and pretty much every other girl he sees. When he walks in the street he goes topless and trouserless exposing his cum stained underwear and his morning, midday and night wood.

Look at that guy

What a Nathan green

nathan green by DepressedWilly October 10, 2019

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bring green

The action of bringing (marijuana) to a location. Used over the centuries among pot smokers to let each other know to bring an ample supply or at minimum for the impending session.

Yo don’t forget to bring green tonight, we are going to get lit.

bring green by Pot smoker October 24, 2019