Goblin

A man who acts sneaky and plays tricks on his own family.

Tendencies include:

-Mumbling to self
-Chuckling to self.
-Stashing chocolate, crisps and electric toothbrush heads in own secret locked cupboard.
-Excessive use of possessive nouns eg. where are "MY" nail clippers, Who's taken "MY" wratchet, Who's seen "MY" Hoover?
-Usually a Bike/Golf/Stamp/LARPING/WOW/Vegetable Raising Fanatic.
-Reads Old Bike Mart

Physical Traits-

-Spikey or hook like nose.
-Cheeky grin
-Whispy hair.

Also can be called Goblinos. Mexican.

Dude, my dad just stayed up all night watching Chop Shop and ate all my easter egg. He's a frigging goblin.

"Gobbbbllliiinnnnooooooosssss"

by huffikhkhhbjbkhh December 30, 2008

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ass goblin

1) An individual who dwells within the anal cavity of another person. 2) A weirdo 3) Also a verb demonstrative of the act of eating ass

1) If you have nothing better to do than read this, you are probably an assgoblin 2) I went over to see Jim but he was too busy assgoblin.

by Hugh Jass July 11, 2003

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Goblin • Goblin mode • Goble • Goblet of Fire • goblet • Goblin King • Goblin gang • Goblino • Goblina • goblok

dong goblin

The act of unleashing tiny armored monsters into the vaginal canal with the intent to infect. Once the monsters have nested into the vaginal canal they will discard there excrement out of the canal. (Gonorrhea)

Jessica I slept with Justin and got "dong goblins" in my vagina.

Rob I can’t believe Dan gave me “dong goblins” in my ass. (Gay Version)

by Two Knuckles Deep January 16, 2011

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