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Get the garden state milkshake mug.I shot the guy who was going to shoot me over the garden hose before he could do it because I knew he wasn't right in the head, which is a good reason.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
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by Bum hole sneeze November 13, 2023
Get the Jayden gardener mug.People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.
The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.
by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019
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Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch
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Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch
by The Dirty Rafe January 2, 2023
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