Spanking the ghost

When you jerk off into a condom and finish inside of it. The only thing you stand to lose is your dignity and self respect.

Eric: Hey has anyone seen Brad?
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.

by GxRice April 10, 2023

ghost benefit

An employee benefit that no one uses but is perceived to be useful to employees. Sometimes taking the place of a high use benefit in order to cut costs.

Bruh, I don't want free online classes from a non accredited school, ghost benefit bullshit. I just want my health insurance back.

by Bingbongfresh April 10, 2023

Ghost kitchen

A commercial kitchen that is used solely for preparing food for delivery or takeout, without a physical restaurant location.

I ordered from a ghost kitchen last night, the food was great and arrived quickly.

by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023

Ghosted relationship

Ghosted relationship is where a man/woman who dissapeared and did not talk or text their partners.

Ghosted relationship ? Just break up

by AA 💜 December 2, 2018

Ghost Shit

When you take a shit, wipe your ass and there's nothing there ... no trace ...

I just took a shit, wiped my ass and the toilet paper is clean ... GHOST SHIT!

by TheAstro30 March 20, 2019

Ghost Memer

A person who memes for another without taking credit to gain a competitive edge on ones' opponent

Ayo Jiggz got a ghost memer making all his memes!

by Ghost Account July 19, 2018

Ghost broom

Noun; A broom that appears to be standing on it's own. Generally found in the middle of a shop floor.

Randy was startled by the ghost broom and almost fell over our if shock.

by Ollie Queen August 1, 2018