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Spanking the ghost

When you jerk off into a condom and finish inside of it. The only thing you stand to lose is your dignity and self respect.
Eric: Hey has anyone seen Brad?
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.
by GxRice April 10, 2023
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Ghost Eagle

Ghost Eagle was a large supernatural entity that haunted cabins in the West Coast of the US in the 80s and 90s. The most popular ghost eagle sightings had the spirit protecting hallways and refrigerators at night time.

Named because it took the form of a bald eagle, it stood as high as a grown man and was very imposing. Legend has it, it was summoned by the Dudley family to keep their kids in bed at night, and prevent them from midnight snacking, when they vacationed.

Although never confirmed, rumors were he disliked Asians and that coming in contact with ghost eagle caused polio.
I’m scared of ghost eagle, Miss Dudley. I’m scared of ghost eagle please stop scaring Japanese.
by TheCanon13 October 5, 2017
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Ghost Track

When you hear the lyrics to a song and search for the name of it, but can find absolutely nothing related to it
Damn it! I really like the music but searching for the lyrics won't help. Must be a ghost track.
by Shocklore January 18, 2020
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Ghost tail

When you leave a room to fart but you return to soon so the fart comes back with you.
Damn, you came back with a serious ghost tail man.
by Curatorium September 29, 2019
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butt ghosting

Butt ghosting: To have a persons butt or butthole be haunted with a hot or burning sensation for a period of time after eating spicy food then popping.
Wow I am totally butt ghosting after eating all those wings they are still burning my ass!
by Hanse Eirkhart February 26, 2017
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checking for ghosts

When you fart and you hear a cough you know there are ghosts! So every time you fart you’re just checking for ghosts.
Did you just fart?
No, I was checking for ghosts.
by Muskrat82 May 9, 2022
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Ghost energy

When you try to start a conversation but the person moves on to speak with someone else in front of you

When you try to join a group speaking but you simply can't and walk away, no one notices
I have ghost energy

He got npc energy because his ghost energy was too much
by Whomitmayconcern October 26, 2020
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