Fork

A way of saying you beat your wife without formally stating it.

Hey Bobby, I'm so fucking mad right now, I want to fork my wife

I'm being forked right now

by Matthew Munt May 5, 2024

Forklift-Fucking

A sex position where the man holds the woman up with his 2 arms at a 90 degree angle. He does shoulder raises causing her to go up and down on his penis.

"They were caught forklift-fucking at work today"

by omwtfyb04 May 20, 2024

florklunket

to immediately run backwards in a zig zag

once he saw the alligator crawl towards him, he began to “florklunket”

by madmaddh May 29, 2024

forky forky fork fork

fucky fucky fuck fuck… i mean nazi knight is coming.

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white: no way a fork
black: forky forky fork fork

by apqmwn October 19, 2024

forklifted

when you get high in a forklift

i found 4 blunts and a forklift and now im gonna spend my night getting forklifted in the backyard

by booboobuubuu November 23, 2024

Fork found in Kitchen

Sarcastically used to express something is blatantly obvious or not a surprise at all in a humorous way.

Popularized in online spaces such as Twitter/X.

Synonymous with other obvious phrases such as: the sky is blue, grass is green, bread found in bakery, the sun is hot, etc. and has similar purposes to no shit Sherlock, thanks captain obvious, or duh

Person A: Did you hear, this popular twitch streamer is homophobic?
Person B: Fork found in kitchen

by Arcanestar December 2, 2024

Forking Fork Day

A day where you Fork every Fork you see

This day is supposed to be where you can fork, every sing fork that you see in your eyesight
Sentences:
I just finished Forking a Fork
Man that Forking Forks
Forking Fork Day absolutely puts people in the Forking spirit

by Forkety Fork December 19, 2024