born out of you're fathers rectum

you are a piece of shit and likes furry's and genshin players who also likes to jerk to gay black people

you were born out of you're fathers rectum you can't use brain cells

by poitoi from discord September 21, 2022

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Get the born out of you're fathers rectummug.

foundling fathers

A bunch of crybaby-a** mid-18th-century rich-bug dudes who kept slaves and generally behaved disgracefully in their personal lives, but who still wanted to be free of the tyranny of England --- primarily for their own selfish financial sakes, though, not for the love of John Q. Public.

John Hancock realized how weak-willed and cowardly most of the minuscule-signature-scrawling signers of the Declaration of Independence were, and so he wrote his own name in huge letters to show King George how much bolder he was than most of the other wimpy foundling fathers.

by QuacksO September 3, 2019

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Colton's Father

It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.

I think I pulled a Colton's Father.

by Xenoblade March 23, 2023

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Fatherize

The act of making your partner notify you as their father, and/or owning them in a sexual way.

If Becky comes over here tonight, Im definitely gonna Fatherize that ass.

Aye girl, Im just trying to fatherize your ass tonight if you're up for it.

by PaladinGaming May 29, 2019

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