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Edward Cullen

That vampire that dazzles people. All the guys are jelous of him, and all the girls are obbsesed with him. He sets an extremly high expectation for girls looking for guys. Unfortunatly he is a fictional character from Stephanie Meyer's novels: Twilight Saga.
Girl #1: Hey doesnt Jeff look hot today!?
Girl #2: Not as hot as Edward Cullen!
Girl #1: WHO!?
Girl #2: You dont know Edward Cullen?
by Kirsty(: October 9, 2008
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Edward Simpkin

The penis munching son of a gun pissed off his Dad so much his PlayStation along with his hopes and dreams were destroyed by his Daddy’s penis.
No not again Dad’ said Edward Simpkin
by EDL1979 December 3, 2018
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Edward

The best person in the world there is no beta way to explain him other then him being the best person in the world.
Edward is cool.
by the pursue April 12, 2021
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A team Edward Chick

A tween who will fuck anyone, anywhere as long as they sparkle in the sunlight and drive a volvo. They video tape themselfs sleeping to see if men stalk them and A Team Edward Chick would intentionally cut themselfs just to see if any vampires will come and suck their body fluids. They also randomly scream at pale pretty people in the streets. Keep away with Caution.
Holy shit! that girl is such A Team Edward Chick! I was wearing my sequined shirt today in the park and she randomly jumped ontop of me and begged me to bite her! W-T-F?!
by Jimmy Neutron the third January 18, 2010
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Edward Cullen

Fairy.
I mean, c'mon! He doesn't drink human blood, he can go out in daylight, and he SPARKLES. He is NOT a vampire. He is, however, a fairy.
Twitard- Ahhh, Edward Cullen is the hottest vampire EVER!
Normal person- Dude, he isn't a vampire, he's a fairy.
by KazIDoBelieve May 3, 2010
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Edward garcia

The best most loving person a internet star. He is awesome with girls and loves to have sex he can do any girl in the world. He is the most hottest football player of 2008-2009
he is the best! go Edward garcia !
by lover of edwardgarcia October 30, 2008
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Eduardo

Eduardo is an amazing boy. Not even words can come close to explaining how amazing and just perfect he is. He is so adorable and cute and ahhh!!! He is so sweet and adorably awkward. He can seem shy and quiet at first but once you get to meet him, he’s one of the funniest persons you will ever meet. He’s very amazing at soccer! With just one look at him, he makes your whole day. Whenever you talk to him it’s just amazing. And his hugs. His hugs are amazing. Whenever he hugs you, you feel like all your worries go away and like your actually loved. He is just amazing and if you have him in your life, never give up on him.
Eduardo is amazing and adorable!
by UnicornGachaRoleplay June 12, 2019
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