Eat chips

The act of masturbation.

Comes from joke about typing with one hand while eating food, and joking about masturbating.

Man I really want to eat some chips, got morning wood.

by Ushi April 8, 2005

eat crow

What the Susan G. Komen Foundation ended up having to do after deciding to cut funding to Planned Parenthood.

After a huge public outcry, the Susan G. Komen Foundation was forced to eat crow and reverse their decision.

by largewriter March 7, 2012

Eat me

Go to hell, fuck you, I hope you die, you are a piece of shit that deserves absolutely nothing.

Unfortunately I have the phrase "eat me" stuck in my head so my mom has been pretty pissed off at me lately when she asks what i want for dinner and i tell her to go to hell.

by Me December 26, 2003

Eating Beef

A way to describe someone who has been working out and lifting weights. This implies that they eat a lot of protein, such as beef.

"Damn bro you're getting buff. You've been eating beef."

by JohnTWend October 8, 2008

bottom eating

An act where you have a partner sit on your face while you try to eat crusted fecal matter from the anus

I tried bottom eating my girlfriend, i can't get the taste of crap out of my mouth.

by Spingeboll April 28, 2014

octopus eating

Using both arms to eat, with four forks in each hand. Nobody has ever been known to do it. If you do, put it on youtube.

Octopus eating is so hard as to be almost impossible

by DodoDude700 July 9, 2014

Eating iron

To eat dicks or S a D

Malc malc loves eating iron

by Malcmalc July 21, 2014