Eat chips

The act of masturbation.

Comes from joke about typing with one hand while eating food, and joking about masturbating.

Man I really want to eat some chips, got morning wood.

by Ushi April 8, 2005

Eat A Food

A Jamaican term derving from hustlers and shottas.
"Eat" meaning to survive. To get by and make enough money to live the way you want. "Foods" means to do anything and I mean anything.

My dogs will "eat" any "food" at any time.
My boys will do anything at anytime to get by.

Dem boy de no want man fe Eat A food
Those guys dont wannna see me prosper

I'm trying to finish school this year so I can eat like the big shots.

by FYAH REDZ September 21, 2005

eat crow

What the Susan G. Komen Foundation ended up having to do after deciding to cut funding to Planned Parenthood.

After a huge public outcry, the Susan G. Komen Foundation was forced to eat crow and reverse their decision.

by largewriter March 7, 2012

Eat me

Go to hell, fuck you, I hope you die, you are a piece of shit that deserves absolutely nothing.

Unfortunately I have the phrase "eat me" stuck in my head so my mom has been pretty pissed off at me lately when she asks what i want for dinner and i tell her to go to hell.

by Me December 26, 2003

eat the barnyard

to eat the meat of at least three different species of animal---typically beef, chicken, and pork, though any kind of animal that could presumably be on a farm will do---at a meal.

The easiest way to eat the barnyard is to go to the ghetto Chinese buffet and have the BBQ ribs, the chicken fingers, and the sweet and sour pork.

by Armando83 November 15, 2011

Eat bagel

In a fencing bout when you win 5-0, you have earned the right for your teammates to shout "Eat bagel!" as a celebration because 0 looks like a delicious bagel.

"They just swept 5-0?? LETS GO!! EAT BAGEL" - Your teammate after you win a bout 5-0

by TehSwaggeest August 22, 2021

eat smacks

fall on face, trip, fall, eat shit, faceplant

"You better practice walking in those heels or you're gonna eat smacks"

by Shingleberry January 1, 2012