dookdat

a word substition for any other word in english. real talk, vulgar slang

Man if i were hoish id dookdat before someone else does.

by harvard babe October 21, 2008

dookie rush

when you have a girl poop on you chest and you run as fast as u can and hug her. then squeeze until both of you are covered. pretty disgusting

Franks: Dookie Rush time
Ester: Not Again!!!!!
Franks: Ohhhh YEAHHHH

by l30iscool11 February 25, 2009

dook hunt

This is what happens when you take a dog for a walk on a long leash and have to find the dogs droppings afterwards.

I knew I should have gotten a shorter leash for Mr. Beefy. Now I gotta go on a 30 min. dook hunt.

by jordook November 15, 2009

dookie hover

When a person hovers his ass over a urinal and fills it with shit.

Dude some kid took a dookie hover in the locker room!

by dookie69 May 2, 2010

dooktweet

Verb - When you're taking a dump and using twitter on your mobile device at the same time. Usually done in public restrooms, where the tweet itself describes how awesome the restaurant is. Also used as a hashtag to let the world know where you are. (See example)

Golden Corral is probably the best buffet on the planet! Gotta make more room! #dooktweet

by dooktweet May 11, 2011

Dook deposit

To take a crap. Going to the bathroom to take a dump. Taking a shit.

I'll be right back. I have to make a dook deposit.

I was in the bathroom for a while. I had to make a dook deposit.

by johnnydook19 June 10, 2011

dook n' spew

VERB- The morning bathroom trip after a long night of drinking where you will have to grab the garbage can to puke into whilst explosive crapping your taco bell.

TL;DR-puking and shitting at the same time.

Hey Man, How you feeling.

I'm not feeling so well.

You alright?

No, I just had a nasty dook n' spew all over my bathroom.

by MASTER SPEW-DOOKER October 23, 2011