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Doing an Alan

1. To leave the presence of others that are annoying in a decisive manner.

2. Having sex with someone named Alan.

3. To deal unto others violence in the most unpleasant manner imaginable.
1. Jon picks up his things and leaves angry.
Jill- "What is his problem?"
Bill- "He's just doing an Alan."

2. Bob- "So, if you're not busy later, maybe we can hook up?"
Jane- "Sorry, I'll be doing an Alan."

3. "Oh, My God! What is that man doing?"
"Just Run! He's doing an Alan."
by Alan G July 23, 2008
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doing a dan

meeting a girl on the internet from another country, getting really intimate and regarding her as your girlfriend,
and then going to visit only 2 be heartbroken
Craig 'I got a girlfriend now from the US on gaiaonline'
Phill 'oh right, you gonna meet her?'
Craig 'Nah, doubt it'
Phill 'Yea, your not doing a dan are you?'
by llihp notwen October 21, 2008
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Doing A Ben

When a suggestion or statement is said, and in less than a minute someone says the same thing, oblivious that it has already being said.
Matthew: Hey. Wanna go get something to eat?
Kieren: Sure. Why Not?
Danny: Lets go to subway.
Kieren: Lets Go!

1 Minute Later

Ben: Wanna go subway for dinner?
Matthew: You're Doing A Ben, yet again.
by Sinspawn 70 July 8, 2010
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doing extra

doing way too much to where they look a fool and are embarrassing themselves due to the fact that they tried too hard to seem cooler than they actually are.
person #1: did you see jack hiding in the bushes at bens house last night?
person#2: yes! he followed me home pretending to be an undercover cop! he's always doing extra.
by poopemoji January 13, 2016
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Do a Ford

To fall down a set of stairs.
To humiliate oneself in a public setting.
To bumble.
Gerlad Ford fell down the steps of Air Force One! He just did a Ford!

I might do a Ford and forget to wear clothes in front of my Mother-In-Law.
by Tyburn January 2, 2008
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Doing a dunsford

Doing a dunsford

Also known a to have done a dunsford

To completely fuck something up, beyond recognition, usually multiple times, often in a dangerous way, but it has been know do describe any mistake made in an engineering work place.

Used mainly in engineering fields, often followed by 'cheers then' is commonly used in the UK and Europe

Believed to have originated from Rolls-Royce
Person A: ‘I think I’ve done it, again, its on the piss

Person B: ‘what? Really?!’
Person A: ‘yea it’s my seventh! I just keep doing a dunsford!’
Person B: ‘at least it’s not as bad as last time, you nearly lost an eye’
Person A: ’yea I am such a dunsford’
by R-R A Group December 1, 2011
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Stop Doing That

You know exactly what I mean. Stop it.
Me (being tapped repetitively by Person 1): Stop doing that.
Person 1: What am I doing?
Me: Something that you should stop doing.

Person 2: This is my first amendment right! If you don't like it, that's too bad.
Me: Stop doing that.
Person 2: Well OK, if you insist.

Rebel: Fuck the government.
Me: Stop doing that.
Rebel: No YOU stop it!
Me: *Head explodes*
by Dalton Kuepker August 19, 2010
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