Dave wanted to danger wank in the Taco Bell bathroom, not in a stall, and he did. He almost got caught danger wanking but he put his junk back in his pants.

danger wank by omgitsme23 May 7, 2018

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Danger Wank

The act of pleasuring yourself screaming your parents name and finishing before they get to the room.

MOM!!!! Im danger wanking!

Danger Wank by Jakdasnake96 June 6, 2018

Dangerously Horny

The intense urge to have sex that comes from being barred from sex for a social or situational reasons...but still wanting it. Or being so horny that you would be willing to take measures or actions that would have previously been sexually preposterous.

Examples for Dangerously horny could be when you and your significant other go to two different universities and can't get it on until breaks and the stress from school and being horny becomes a force to be reckoned with.

"I could seriously have sex with my uber driver right now..."

"If I were alone on an island the one thing I would bring with me would be that guy random on the bus yesterday..."

"I'd call off work for sex right now, even if they paid me extra."

Dangerously Horny by DracoInfinite November 29, 2018

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