Dork walk

A form of walking characterized by exaggerated stride and arm swing, usually performed by white suburban women wearing headphones and athletic attire.

Since it isn't really strenuous, the dramatic motions and attire lets observers know they are exercising, not just too poor to afford a car.

Check that out that Dork Walker, she must work at the Ministry of Silly Walks.

by Silverbullet November 18, 2006

dorler

uneaten mushy food that runs down a baby's chin, sometimes mixed with saliva

Mom, the baby's got dorler on his face again!

by Nirom Fej May 20, 2008

[Dorothy Miller]

Any white, protestant, middle aged woman who over-involves herself in her church, is usually traditionalist Baptist or Presbyterian, gossips to an unhealthy degree, competes againsto other church ladies in bake sales and church picnics, and is generally self-righteous, prudish, and condescending. These women can also hold positions as secretaries, elementary teachers, or proud grandmothers. They are often seen wearing pearls, sensible shoes, and sweaters with pumpkins on them.

Dude, Mrs. Kauffman told my mom I dress like a "sodomite!" She's such a Dorothy Miller!

by Josh Anwyll November 3, 2008

Dorkmanteau

A stupid portmanteau that does not constitute real slang or colloquialism. This word is ironic and lacks wit and humor, just as the words it condemns.

Urban Dictionary should rename their "Urban Word of the Day" to "Dorkmanteau of the Day," as no one ever has, or will, use those dumb, made-up words in everyday life. They should stick to being the place I look up words I hear in rap songs and videos.

by idoneknow August 19, 2009

Dorkery

Participating in activities, or exhibiting actions associated with that of a dork.

Chad demonstrated his dorkery by watching a 12 hour Star Trek marathon.

The comic book convention reeked of dorkery!

by mysteria50 August 19, 2009

dork-cornered

trapped in awkward conversation with a human lacking social and conversational skills

"While at the conference, I was dork-cornered by someone I'd never met, and had to be rescued by a friend. "

by bella chiola February 24, 2010

dork plug

That bluetooth thing that sticks out of your ear

That dork plug makes you look like Lt Uhuru from Star Trek

by june t June 8, 2010