Crusty Bumpkin

Hollie Boukadakis

Quit being such a crusty bumpkin.

by Faggotsrgay April 29, 2019

crustymellon

the best streamer ever
mostly streams sea of thieves
when he stream there is actual content

crustymellon

by allin_5 May 1, 2019

crusty ant

Something that people say to get attention, even though it means fucking nothing on the urban dictionary.

"You don't even know what crusty ant means!"

by shivers1772 May 23, 2019

Crusty pants

When you have a poop and if you don’t wipe properly the poop will cause skid marks and when it dries the poop will go crusty which results in crusty pants

Mommmm I have crusty pants again

by OrangeTS May 29, 2019

crusty opinion

A crusty opinion is an opinion ain‘t nobody wanna hear ITS CRUSTYYYY

Somebody: girl you r so ugly
Me: Did i ask for your crusty opinion

by The realest O.G. June 2, 2019

crustydog

A crusty dog is when you fuck a girl who just got done with her period and bloody flakes of goo get stuck on your penis.

Crustydog: a penis covered in dry period blood

Man I fucked Amber last night and that bitch gave me a crusty dog.

by AssLicker449 June 18, 2019

Crusty Elbows

When people don't wash and lotion their elbows so they get crusty.

Crusty Elbows are gross.

by Linda ;) July 10, 2019