Children Of The Corn

When having sex with a girl, pull out right before ejaculation and finish on to a stick of corn on the cob. Then make her eat said cob covered in your baby gravy.

My girlfriend was horny and hungry last night. Gave her some Children Of The Corn, killed two birds with one load.

by LetsPlayFootsies June 11, 2022

corn master

A guy who's signature move is to finger the asshole before he sticks it in. Especially a corn master if the girl isn't even on her period.

Girl 1: "I can't even remember what happened last night, but it sure hurts to walk."

Girl 2: "Oh I saw you go to the bedroom with that corn master Liam"

Girl 1: "Aw man he definitely fucked my ass"

by cornmaster69 December 4, 2013

Corn Harvest

Upon withdrawal, it becomes abundantly obvious that your anal sex partner is a fan of the Jolly Green Giant’s Buttery Corn Niblets.

My Grindr hook up treated me to a corn harvest I was not expecting.

I was so deep on her lower colon that I caused a corn harvest.

by Dick Onchin December 20, 2020

corn seller

sells corn

Dann: “Hey con.”
Austin: “Dude I think he’s a corn seller.”

by sienna. July 13, 2018

pot corn

When you poop and there is corn in the pot.

Man, I just came from the bathroom, and someone did not flush their pot corn.

by catnip785052 January 7, 2012

Kettle Corn

When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.

Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

corn boob

The act of having popcorn stuck in one's bra with no ability to retrieve until privacy has been obtained.

OMG...so glad the movie is over. I've had corn boob for hours!

by whosmygoodgirl October 13, 2015