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The Cooper Guarantee

when your teammates push for you to get a full scholarship by themselves when you’re doing good as a walk-on.
The Cooper Guarantee almost made Jordan Thomas Cooper the first freshman graduate of a college sport.
by Coop Dupe September 7, 2023
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cooper

the sexiest person alive. his beautiful brown eyes won’t disappoint you. he’s funny and smart. he always has a huge penis, sometimes a vegan penis.
by sooooosexyboy May 19, 2019
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Wilson-Cooper 2026

proposed gubernatorial-lieutenant gubernatorial ticket proposed by SC political consultants for Alan Wilson and Jordan Thomas Cooper
Wilson-Cooper 2026 will be the first racially diverse gubernatorial ticket in SC history.
by Coop Dupe January 20, 2020
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Mini Cooper

Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.
I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.
by LynnyO September 25, 2020
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Cooper Offman

Cooper is an helpful friend, who despite knowing girls, never wants to get a girlfriend. He can be helpful with dating advice, but sometimes stubborn. Cooper loves trying to trick his friends into saying dumb stuff on a recording, and he is amazing at getting horrible photos of his friends.
Cooper! Stop taking pictures of me!

I got some weird looks from Cooper Offman yesterday.
by Not_Cooper17 November 29, 2021
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Cooper

James is a cooper... (James is a fat shit)
by anonymous October 19, 2020
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Cooper’s diet plan

Eating children’s sized meals like Jordan Thomas Cooper said which was approved by Clinton Surgeon General Dr. Elders.
Cooper’s diet plan could cure obesity.
by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023
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