I will consume your ankles

Superior threat reserved only for the elite

“You better be taking care of yourself or else I will consume your ankles.”

by Nye, Bill February 12, 2020

Ideal Boba Consumption Time

The ideal boba consumption time is an artful window, typically between the hours of 12 and 3. However, boba is best consumed within one to three hours after eating a meal, so times may vary based on culture and personal scheduling.

What will be our Ideal Boba Consumption Time if we eat at 1?

by bobaoclock January 19, 2021

The Yost Constant

A mathamatical constant that when used forces an equation to result in 0.

My teacher must have multiplied my test score by the yost constant, I GOT A ZERO!!

by Yost Malone February 19, 2021

Safe Sane and Consensual

Often abbreviated to SSC, it is a popular motto across BDSM communities and the fundamental principles on which it is based. Meaning that the activities that take place are safe for all participants, all participants are in a state in which they can consent and that all participants do consent. Another code of behaviour in BDSM is RACK.

BDSM scenes should operate under the Safe Sane and Consensual rules.

by I can't dig elvis March 22, 2021

Subcutaneous Tissue Consultant

Individuals involved in the employment of their subcutaneous tissue as a result of a contract, whether or not written or verbal, between consultant and client which has offer, consideration and acceptance.

Chadwik;"Lovie, look at the new subcutaneous tissue consultants"." Quite".
"Charming, I'm sure Chaddy". "Chaarrrming".

by saavy chimp March 25, 2022

Conspiracy Theorists

Conspiracy Theorists are large groups of underachievers who talk about unrealistic huge world-wide conspiracies, that apparently no one is aware of, except some angry kids and man-children in front of their keyboards.
Essentially, it's a way for them to feel smarter than the establishment and thus it alleviates their feelings of inferiority.

Conspiracy Theorists: "Dude you realize even Tila Tequila exposed the flat earth conspiracy theory?"

Sane Person: "She also thinks she is a clone, right?"

Conspiracy Theorists: "Holy Shit! Even more Illuminati lies exposed."

Sane Person:*Sigh*

by whitecismale (very privileged) October 6, 2016

conservation of R's

supposedly, the reason bostonians and new englanders say 'drawring' and other words like that

if you take the r out of 'car', etc, it's gotta go back somewhere

bostonian: "my kid was drawring a cah in school today."
explanation: conservation of r's

by Allison Wonderland bu December 29, 2005