bitch cigarette

A vape pen used to just smoke nicotine, in which the user then goes on and tells about how cool vaping is.

Those kids over yonder with there bitch cigarettes acting cool

by ConkerTheBell92029 February 28, 2022

Ass cigar

When you fold toilet paper into a cigar shape and place it between your butt cheeks to stop smearing, leakage and or skid marks.

Mom/other: why is there toilet paper in the shower?
Daughter/son/other: oh I must of forgot to take my ass cigar out beforehand

by Don't use your real name ... April 11, 2022

Canadian Cigarette

A cigarette that has been dipped in formaldehyde. Typically smoked after hash and shatter.

Mark enjoyed too many Canadian Cigarettes, and now he needs a cytoplasm transplant.

by ————-Webster———- June 15, 2022

Cuban Cigar

During intercourse in the missionary position, the woman will reach forward and insert an index finger into the man's butthole.

She will then remove the inserted finger, and place it against her upper lip and directly under her nose. Finally she will drang the brown digit across her lip while taking a single, deep inhale through her nostrils.

This is to create the appearance of one smelling a fine Cuban Cigar as seen in pop culture.

Tom: Becky surprised me last night by giving herself a Cuban Cigar.

Ted: I didn't know Becky liked to smoke cigars.

Tom: explains the sexual position.

Ted: vomits* You're both fucking sick and need help.

by Bollybones June 16, 2022

Air cigarette

For those moments when you really need to smoke a cigarette, but don’t have one or is trying to smoke less. The only logical course of action is to pretend-smoke a cigarette and pretend-puff smoke out of your mouth.

“I gazed into the sweet sky as I pull nothing out of my pocket and smoke an air cigarette.”

by H@ckerman August 15, 2022

Smashing Cigarettes

Meaningless Sex

My friend's wife said they were smashing cigarettes earlier.

by RaccoonChickenIII November 11, 2022

Frenchie Cigarette

It is a small and skinny (much like Frenchmen) joint that was rolled with a cigarette rolling machine rather than it being rolled with your hands. Instead of looking like a cone it takes a more cylinder shape

A: "I don't know how to roll joints"
B: "Just get a rolling machine and roll a frenchie cigarette"

by liljohn200000123 November 15, 2022