When a fully clothed person sits in a pie (or other cake like pastry) and commences to weep like a little girl. Squat Cobblering is usually engaged in by ugly, bald, middle aged men, who usually have some form of what appears to be mild autism. Said mild autism may manifest itself in an childlike, irrational and downright creepy obsession with baseball cards.
Did you see the back of his pants? He either crapped'em, or Hoboken Squat Cobbler'd a chocolate cake.
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Get the Laying A Cable mug.One that says things in order to gain attention and wants to impress others. One who has a carefree life and is almost envied by others who are not as charismatic. One who sparks interest in his ways. People want to know him. Some that you would like to be but can't. A person who has "it". What ever "it" is at the time. "It" has evolved.
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