A clock gobbling falgget is a man of the effimenete nature who loves the taste of sweaty cock. He devours the meat like a teenage whore on prom night. Clock gobbling flaggets also love cats. They love the feel of their fur, the taste of their kiss and the feel of cat cock on their drooling little tongue. Clock gobbling flaggets enjoy taking it up the ass, licking the butt, but never taste the ta'int. You know a clock gobbling flagget when you see one. He has long, thick braids, tight pants that show his ass wares and is usually a Manager in a retail store. He treats his employees like pure shit because he has no life outside of work. He will stab you in the back, talk about you to everyone and he especially loves eating your lunch. Your local clock gobbling flagget can be seen at the Club dancing like it's 1999, lurking around the Men's restroom waiting for a big, Black cock to slap him in the face and spending hours on his knees taking it up the butt.
Eric was caught by campus security slobbing on Jeff's knob. He is such a clock gobbling flagget.
If you like the taste or cock on your tongue you my friend are a clock gobbling flagget.
If you like the taste or cock on your tongue you my friend are a clock gobbling flagget.
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I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time
Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn't find the thyme...
They're finally making a movie called clocks. It's about time.
What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second hand information.
We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.
What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
Why did the man sit on his clock? He wanted to be on time.
If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.
I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in...
Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time
Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn't find the thyme...
They're finally making a movie called clocks. It's about time.
What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second hand information.
We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.
What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
Why did the man sit on his clock? He wanted to be on time.
If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.
I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in...
Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.
by Ding Dong Ching Chong November 27, 2019
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Get the Clocking Out mug.A woman’s romantic interest has an invisible expiration timer. If a guy doesn’t make a move within a certain emotional window, she mentally files him under “just a friend.” Once the clock runs out, there is no coming back. Ever.
“He finally asked her out six months later, but her cinderella clock expired in January. Now he’s the ‘brother’ she tells secrets to, not the guy she kisses.”
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Mom: Oh don't worry, because imma clock in on that ass later when we get home. It wont happen again i can tell you that
Delinquent: No momma please i learned my lesson
Mom: Oh don't worry, because imma clock in on that ass later when we get home. It wont happen again i can tell you that
Delinquent: No momma please i learned my lesson
by Da_vinki June 14, 2023
Get the clock in on that ass mug.The hypothetical clock that counts down the time you have to determine if a girl is a thot or not. Similar to a shot clock in basketball, the thot clock adds pressure on you to make a decision of whether this girl is dateable or not. In one respect, if you give a thot too much attention, she won’t leave you alone; therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re stuck with her. Alternatively, if she is not a thot and you don’t act quick enough, she’ll leave you for another guy. Therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re left without a girl.
Friend A: That girl so damn fine, but I think she’s a thot.
Friend B: You better make a move quick. Your thot clock is running out.
Friend B: You better make a move quick. Your thot clock is running out.
by holmesd March 7, 2019
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