Cellermentaphosis

An act or outrage against nature or a local environment. Often used as a way to describe a deed or action someone carried out, mostly with ill intent.

I never saw such an act as that! It was an act of cellermentaphosis!

by ThePorter April 30, 2025

cell cred

Experiencing credibility by placing a badge or decal, such as a press pass, on the back of one’s cell phone.

You’re a Gen Z journalist, bro—rock that cell cred!

by TR Arterburn February 4, 2026

Cellermentaphosis

An act committed against nature or a local environment. Such as: littering, fly tipping, vandalism etc

Did you see how they just threw their wrapper? It’s an awful act of Cellermentaphosis!

by ThePorter May 19, 2025

Cell Shower

The act of taking a shower and using your cellphone at the same time.

Not to be confused with "shower sleep".

Dorm mate 1: "Why is James taking so long?"
Dorm mate 2: "Probably because he is doing a cell shower, as I saw him take his cellphone into the bathroom."

by MST3K I like September 26, 2025

v Cell rules

Very important mobile rules not to be broken

Connection detection - Bubble u x x dat come -v Cell rules: Wn ur mss run

lowWn cell gets/runs slowIf ur cell cms 2b slow downI'll send u me pics min

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

chain cell

a prison cell where dangerous prisoners are kept in chains.

The robber has been kept in the chain cell.

by uttam maharjan July 20, 2011

Shine Celler

The spot a person only knows about where they keep "home made spirits" hidden.

Dude, I had to relocate my Shine Celler. The kids were out in the shead and almost found it. You know my ol' lady would have killed me if the found it.

by BG BROTHER September 12, 2011