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chav muffin

A term for a chav that’s a close friend

Bless my little chav muffin
by PJtheDJ2 July 15, 2019
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Chav

A white person in Northern England (in a boy's case) who tries to act black by using MLE but using it to the point where they sound retarded and cringy and wears tracksuits all the time thinking they're the shit but in reality, they look like dumb fucks. Honestly I hate them little shits.

Whereas the female version of a chav is when a white girl puts an awful amount of tan to the point where they look like normani from fifth harmony, wears loud tracksuits thinking they look like paris hilton but in reality they look like a baby with down syndrome. You may see them in tik tok, that's how they usually look. You will see them mostly in ireland (basically everywhere in the UK but london but there's a tiny population of them there). They are usually very rude.
Your dumbass: Why does that irish traveller, Miranda look like that? She's almost the colour of beyonce!
Me: She's a chav.
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Chav Mecca

A town or city which is perfect for chavs to inhabit. In these areas, expect to find lots of chavs!
Have you seen that dump of a city down there? it's an absolute chav Mecca with a McDonald's within a stone's throw of the cinema and a Halford's across the road. Perfect for chavs to thrive in.
by Cazaam January 4, 2015
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Chav

A chav is a woman/man who believes they are superior to everyone else in the world. The woman chavs wear orange foundation and thick eyebrows and very thick dark brown contour . They usually have huge thick eyelashes too. There language mainly is a very strong London accent and both genders vocabulary constantly consists of “innit” “bruv” and other slang . Both genders normally hang around McDonald’s and always have a a puff bar in a pocket . the female chav usually has fake designer bags and there’s probably slept for around 50 men.
Yo Stacy they look like chavs let’s not go neer them
by The gangster cat March 27, 2022
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chav

An overly spray tanned smoker who wears the heaviest fake eyelashes and lip fillers. Can usually be find in athleisure that is too small and a full face of makeup. They lurk around fast food joints and use their long acrylic nails to attract male counterparts to impregnate them.
Why is that girl orange? Oh never mind, it’s a chav.
by darwinshell January 6, 2022
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comcast chav

annoying but nice Comcast guy that comes to your house to fix your tv. making you feel uncomfortable and akward because he's invading your privacy, and dressed like he thinks he's Justin Timberlake in his olden days. (chav attire)
walks out the door saying "have a good one sir"
me- "is sir annoying leaving?"
dad- "what do you mean?"
me- "the comcast guy is kind of making me feel akward. is he leaving?"
dad- "no, he's gonna try to fix the tv"
me- "oh, that's annoying..."

*walks away, thinks to self, what a comcast chav*
by Angie12banjo December 4, 2010
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