Calvin Ferg

Big dick around 12 inches, really buff works out a lot and super sweet to anybody who’s nice to him

Oh that’s a Calvin Ferg he was nice in the bedroom

by Calvin Ferg March 18, 2021

Caking

when your high off the cake

Guy 1: "You caking rn bro"
Guy2: "Always bro"

by tossmysalad$$ August 29, 2022

Naughty Calvin

The act of using a plushy, stuffed animal, or any similar object as tool for male masturbation. This is a reference to the famous comic strip Calvin & Hobbs which features a boy with a stuffed tiger and an overactive imagination.

I caught my little brother pulling a Naughty Calvin with his bunny doll. I've never felt more disturbed.

by Co-Dee-Vee September 15, 2010

muff-caking

When spending lots of time with your girlfriend because she is your only ride or transportation.

Person 1: "Hey john how you getting a ride to the game?"
John: "Im muff-caking it"
Person 1: "shoots"

by Ludan November 11, 2013

Birthday Caking

When someone passes out and you put small pieces of paper between their toes and light them on fire to watch them kick them out in a violent stupor

A dude passed out and we immediately birthday caked this guy, he got up like the grandpa in Charlie and the chocolate factory. Birthday caking shout out the bodega hive

by Themeowhog August 14, 2017

funnel caking

to hang with a friend in a hippie truck while wearing matching denim jackets its not sexual stop youre sinning youre all going to hell

clyde we should go funnel caking im so bored

by tweektweektweek April 21, 2018

pull a Calvin

to play somebody or purposely get them sprung
to hurt somebody ruthlessly
to mess with somebody's head to confuse

girl: Omg, i loved him so much. He was everything i ever wanted, but he won't even talk to me anymore... I'm so hurt. (crying)
guy: Damn did he just pull a Calvin?
girl: Yess! Idk why but i still love him...

by a-shiizzle October 31, 2009