Cabbage

The horrible remains of a flung or wiped booger on the men's room wall that seems to stare back at you while you take a piss.

"Damn dude I went and took a piss and there is fucking cabbage all over the wall."

by Funkbut March 14, 2010

Cabbage Breath

A scent of breath much like a rotting corpse or wilted, overcooked vegetable, incurred by smoking hookah and drinking massive amounts of liquor simultaneously.

Bob: Wow, that girl Shida sure has some cabbage breath.

Tim: Oh yeah, it's like that because she smokes hookah while drinking profusely and facebook stalking.

Bob: Yeah, I heard her personality is even worse than her breath.

by Sheduh March 17, 2010

cabbage

Someone's head, usually when doing something violent/less than favorable to it.

"You'll get your fuckin' face erased from your cabbage." - Ill Bill

by Traaan July 10, 2010

cabbagetology

The religion based on irritating other religions that have silly customs that don't mean / do anything. also devoted to having fun in silly ways

used in a sentence, that guy is a follower of cabbagetology, why? cause he just questioned Jesus' ability to walk on water with holes in his feet

by Cabbage Master July 28, 2010

cabbage

To call someone a cabagge means thet they are some what not all there (a spanner and a large hammer short of a tool box)

you are a cabbage that is what you are boy

by mr man i am a man November 5, 2010

Cabbage

(N)- A person who is extremely uncool. One who is of a supreme douchiness in regards to the methods of winning they employ in their video game strategies. A newb or trihard. Specifically referring to a person who is playing C.O.D
(Adj)- When someone is being uncool or extremely douchy. Inexperienced or new to something.

Player 1- You did not seriously just screen-look me... Cabbage.

Player 2- Ain't no thang but a chicken wang.

by Kabage November 29, 2010

cabhaggler

One who habitually becomes embroiled in pig-headed confrontations.

That miserable cabhaggler is going to get a black eye very soon!

by philologue August 22, 2011