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Cow Tools

The wrong tools for the job, either broken or poorly made.

Because if a cow made tools, they wouldn't be very good.
You left me to work with cow tools
by Chaz Balls August 16, 2021
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Cow-ery

The study of cows (specifically cows, and cows only)
This word was created when I was trying to explain how much of a retard I was, then happened to make up this word. Or at least I think I made it up.. o_o
I am interested in cow-ery
by Nikkeh Nightmare November 18, 2010
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Chaotic Cows

Chaotic Cows isnt just a friend group. Its an elite group of people, they are an escape from this cruel world,they ARE art or a hug from a loved one. They're everything you've ever wanted in your life,if you think about it and admire each of them they are the most ethereal beings. Its like a sunset, different shades of colours combined to create a beautiful atmosphere. All in all, they are a bunch of chaotic and humorous friends that are wrapped together like the first gift you open on Christmas.
"Chaotic cows are the swaggiest people you'll meet"
by cosmic_teddyy April 25, 2021
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walking the cow

"oh you know, i've just been walking the cow."
by nycbikemap December 28, 2019
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Cow muffin

by Penis wumbler October 27, 2016
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chaotic cows

a friend group of 8 that is an elite batch of singaporean idiots
phyo: youre such a chaotic cows today
kab: ikr, i cant stop being high
by dvesl April 24, 2021
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Cow fishing

i went cow pushing in cattle man's paddock, then he came after me for cow fishing.
by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 7, 2005
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