sea cow

a large bitter cow shaped women,usauly a manager of a restaurant,or some one who has access to corndogs,and fried foods,a vermont sea beast! that feeds herself with other peoples misery.

a very very LARGE women,who snacks on other peoples men!this sea cow just gobbled up my man!

by [e-mail] March 13, 2011

Chaotic Cows

Chaotic Cows isnt just a friend group. Its an elite group of people, they are an escape from this cruel world,they ARE art or a hug from a loved one. They're everything you've ever wanted in your life,if you think about it and admire each of them they are the most ethereal beings. Its like a sunset, different shades of colours combined to create a beautiful atmosphere. All in all, they are a bunch of chaotic and humorous friends that are wrapped together like the first gift you open on Christmas.

"Chaotic cows are the swaggiest people you'll meet"

by cosmic_teddyy April 25, 2021

strawberry cow

a fictional cow that has strawberries on it and pink spots. also a wlw icon.

person 1: wow have you seen the strawberry cow pillow pet, yet?
person 2: no!! i'll go check it out!!

by luvvemily October 12, 2020

Cow Tools

The wrong tools for the job, either broken or poorly made.

Because if a cow made tools, they wouldn't be very good.

You left me to work with cow tools

by Chaz Balls August 16, 2021

Cow-ery

The study of cows (specifically cows, and cows only)
This word was created when I was trying to explain how much of a retard I was, then happened to make up this word. Or at least I think I made it up.. o_o

I am interested in cow-ery

by Nikkeh Nightmare November 18, 2010

Golden-Cow

Noun; A woman who was once a Murf-Beast, but is no longer one do your one night of drinking, and while blacked out you slept with her, transforming the murf-beast into a golden-cow.

As the morning sun came though my window the evil murf-beast was gone. in its place was a golden-cow...and the worst hangover I have ever had.

by Super charger heaven August 4, 2010

Cow fishing

see also
cattle man
cow pushing

i went cow pushing in cattle man's paddock, then he came after me for cow fishing.

by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 7, 2005