Children Of The Corn

When having sex with a girl, pull out right before ejaculation and finish on to a stick of corn on the cob. Then make her eat said cob covered in your baby gravy.
My girlfriend was horny and hungry last night. Gave her some Children Of The Corn, killed two birds with one load.
by LetsPlayFootsies June 12, 2022
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Kettle Corn

When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.
Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!
by Lothar January 14, 2018
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pot corn

When you poop and there is corn in the pot.
Man, I just came from the bathroom, and someone did not flush their pot corn.
by catnip785052 January 07, 2012
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Corn Flip

A southern slang for a sporadic farmer. (typically one who grows a lot of corn)
John: there goes Dave being a Corn Flip.
Dave: Ahahgaghgh ima crazy hahaha.
John: No one likes you.
by Corn Flip January 16, 2022
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corn guy

the corn guy sells corn and chicharones
by nnnaaaahhhhhhhhh December 14, 2017
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Creamed Corn

1. Chunky semen, usually a consequence of masturbating at anime.
2. A tasty snack that is often found at your local supermarket.
3. When you add 1+2.
1. Today the doctor took a sample of my creamed corn.
2. Honey, will you please get some creamed corn from WalMart?
3. The answer to this equation is creamed corn.
by THICCsnapper April 26, 2018
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Corn kayaking

1. When your feces have undigested corn in it.
I asked her if she was wearing panties, she said no. I then asked her What she was doing and she said corn kayaking.... Sexy!

synonyms: poop. shit,crap,dookie
relative words: corn, kayaking,kayak
by UnknowableOne April 07, 2016
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