none too clever

someone, or a situation, that is either not very good or really fucking insanely stupid.

Synonymous with not cool.

"Did you see what results Tony got in his exam? They were none too clever, mate."

"You know the concept of paedophilia? That entire thing is none too clever"

by Projekkt December 29, 2008

spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti

spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti is how you would describe a hamster who does not like to eat its spaghetti (this is very bad) in this very rare case you should subscribe to pewdiepie or your hamster might drown in its own sweat

oh my gosh you have such a spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti it must be so ghastly!

by pleasesub2pewdiepie February 16, 2019

F.S.D. cover up

A F.S.D. who starts a generic "hardcore band" so that they feel they have a right to call anyone F.S.D.

Will - That's a pretty obnoxious bow you have in your hair.

Liz - Yeah, but I like it :D

Will - Ya know, it's pretty F.S.D.

Liz - Ya know, not only are you THE biggest asshole I know, but you're also the biggest F.S.D. cover up EVER! So why don't you go suck off the people at Music at the Mall so you can play up there again. Cuz your music sure as hell didn't get you in up there.

by max_lynch_ March 2, 2009

Chocolate Covered Babies

A Gingers Favorite Sunday Treat. Babies Covered in Chocolate topped with roasted pecans. (usually the eyes are replaced with cherries)

Chris - OmFgZoRz GiNgEr!!!one! U R A Witch!1eleven11

Spence - want some chocolate covered babies?

Chris - FALSE, Your In our Crib Eatin our babies

Eric,Chris,Chris,Billie - ROFLCOPTERS!!!11!

Lady at block Buster - Are you going to rent all those gay cowboy pr0ns?

McKewn - Yes, you take Visa???

by JesusOmega December 25, 2006

Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

by Confusingmonkey April 27, 2010

cover

to win an athletic contest by as many or more points than the Vegas oddsmakers gave the team.

I lost fifty bucks 'cos the Pistons didn't cover last night.

by abookie August 31, 2008

Chocolate Covered Nuts

When someone wipes their ass and it smears their shit all the way onto their nuts (usually can only happen with male)if it happens with a Female it would be called a Muddy Clam.

"Jacob was nervous while taking a shit so he ended up with chocolate covered nuts"

by blahblahblah February 9, 2004