Mop The Closet

Cleaning another persons carpet of any cocaine crumbs with the agility of a monkey cleaning bugs off it's breatherins back.

Did you just see that slob mop the closet?

by HeyComeOverByMe September 1, 2019

Dangerino neighborino, I’m coming out of the closet

O dang

Dangerino neighborino, I’m coming out of the closet. I hope you feel better dude.

by Mutunuzzz January 22, 2019

Nunery Closet

A girl who is a slut but pretends to be a nun. She pretends to be nice to everyone but is a complete bitch. This is a place where all the bitches in the world can go so we don't have to deal with them.

Me: Damn Alyssa is such a slut!
Friend:Maybe we should send her to a nunery closet!
Me: wtf?

Me: ohhhh i got you. ;)

by <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 :) May 9, 2011

cleaning out my closet

Coming out to the world that your gay.

I'm tired of all this weight on my shoulders. I'm "Cleaning out my closet"

by Redman1996 July 7, 2011

Broom Closet

A crack shack. A place where drug use is acceptible, and permitted, sold and bought.

Tito is on his way to the broom closet to pick up.

by Crystam August 19, 2007

Glass Closet

When you have come out as LGBT+ and those around you (parents, friends, etc) refuse to accept/acknowledge it.

Person 1: My ma keeps misgendering me.

Person 2: Didn't you come out to your family?

Person 1: Yeah, but I'm stuck in the glass closet.

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Person 1: Hey dad, this is my boyfriend.

Dad: You mean best friend, right?

by HackMeBiatchez September 8, 2020

veronica's closet

A long, unflattering & shapeless calf-length sweater, usually black and belted. Ubiquitous female wardrobe item in the early 2000s.

"Did you see that girl wearing the f&*king veronica's closet? What is this, 2001?!"

by velvet rut September 1, 2009