alarm clock

get woken up by it stay in bed for an hour realize the infinite you've gotten yourself into

i got woken up by my alarm clock

I'm gonna now kill myself

by Ol'banana December 6, 2021

Clock

A thing that ticks. It also tells the time.

Ay, the clock is ticking.

by Salmón. October 13, 2020

U wanna clocked or what?

U wanna clocked or what?

U wanna clocked or what?

by anonymous January 25, 2023

Biological clock

When your body starts to make red wine give you hangovers instead of just pleasure.

I think Mike’s biological clock is ticking because that guy is winewasted

by Not Charles Xavier December 8, 2018

mother clock

When a mom gets drunk at a Christmas party and thinks the grandfather clock is a man and starts humping it.

Oh no! Mom is mother clocking over there!

by Boomchackalackaboom December 23, 2023

Prof a clock

Prof a clock is a saying normally used as a sign of distress, if nothing else can be said it helps people understand the situation. It can also be used to describe an intense emotion. Happy, sad, stressed. All can work depending on the vibe.

My money hasn’t gone in! Prof A clock!

Prof a clock this bitch keeps texting me!
Pppprrrof a clock I’m so pissed of rn!

by Chesca x September 23, 2025

classroom clock

The most fucking wromg thing in the history of the universe.

Timmy: hey, class is almost over!
Sam: No, you fucking idiot, the classroom clock is 20 minutes behind.

by Rocksincocks November 28, 2019