Colombian Card Swipe

the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole

Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.

by The Ultimate Guy November 8, 2022

Finnish card-swipe

when one applies a great helping of tooth paste to the index finger and swipes it down an ass-crack thus creating a sensation of ecstasy and tingling to the user (and often times applier). it was once used for ceremonial purposes to prevent the condition known as "dank ass", but now has devolved into a type of hygienic fetish.

fred pleased his lover, sally, by performing a Finnish card-swipe.

by the-chronic-hygenic March 9, 2011

Uno Reverse Card

The thing that is even more powerful than 'no u.'

Guy 1:U DUMB
Guy 2: NO U
Guy 1: UNO REVERSE CARD!!!!!!!

by BOIIIIIYUYU November 11, 2019

Credit carding

A sexual position in which a male lays on his stomach and the female straddles the males' butt and then slides her vagina lips up and down the inside of his buttcrack

Tina and Harry are into some weird stuff in bed. I heard they got caught credit carding the other night.

by Projectz October 10, 2016

Kentucky credit card

A 5 gallon gas can with a siphon hose used to steal gas from someone else's car.

Bring the Kentucky credit card, I need gas.

by DR DISTRUCTO March 30, 2010

Daddy's credit card

What no rich, spoiled, whiny little 13-year-old brat ever goes to the mall without.

Hannah totally got that wannabe Gucci handbag at a thrift store. With Daddy's credit card, might I add.

by Disvan September 26, 2010

brain-donor card

A euphemism for marijuana. Instead of explicitly asking a random person for an illegal substance, it is used out of politeness and legal reasons.

Old hippy guy: Hey man... you got a brain-donor card?
Young dready: A brain-donor card? What the fuck is that?!

by Ryan Guide January 3, 2008