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creatine willy

Soft or flacid penis caused by the excessive consumption of creatine
"That dudeman has just started horsing the supplements and has a serious case of creatine willy"
by Magoo1984 March 3, 2023
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Cousin willy

Nickname gave to Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany in the BBC's rap "The cause of World War One! Origins: Rap Battle | WW1 Uncut - BBC" by king Georges V of Great Britain, today it's sometime used as a reference/joke in history meme circles, along with the German war dance of the same song, by the way the account of the same name is the 3rd most liked comment of this video.
Kaiser Wilhelm II: Still proud of my german war dance 108 years later
Georges V: Chill out cousin Willy, stop acting so silly, you be trippin' by flippin' the bird willy-nilly
by Myri from the E.U. January 13, 2023
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chilli willy

A rare mishap which occurs during an after dinner wank.

When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.

You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.

Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.
Dave: Steve, come down and check this out!
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.

Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.
by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 28, 2023
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Silly Willy

"Ah god don't give me a silly willy!"
by submison February 22, 2009
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willy wobblers

men who wobble each others willies
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weird willy

a wet willy given with a woman's vaginal secretions.
I was finger blasting some skank, pulled them out, and gave her a weird willy.
by mag light dick April 9, 2016
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Silly Willy

Those REALLY horny kids in games like Minecraft who always flirts with people, as well as spam hundreds of overused emojis and emoticons like 'XD'.
That damn silly willy be playin' Minecraft all day. Making us cringe so much holy shit.
by 1ob December 19, 2017
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